if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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