I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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