You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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