would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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