It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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