I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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