I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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