Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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