Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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