it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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