i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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