normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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