he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This baby is an asshole
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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