i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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