We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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