it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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