Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
why do cheetos always look like penises
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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