I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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