ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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