you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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