I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I forget how to act sober
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