school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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