Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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