remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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