Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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