Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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