wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
