his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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