Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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