Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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