can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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