Say something about gay babies.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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