Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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