What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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