I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dick very happy bro
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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