Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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