he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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