just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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