3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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