my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Also, beer. Big fan.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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