Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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