this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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