4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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