If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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