what's the vibe there?
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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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