i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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