Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
