ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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