Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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