If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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