"it" just moved
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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