Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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