member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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