LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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