Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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