you're like a bully in the Christmas story
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
