Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
we're so committed to being not committed
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