yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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