I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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