I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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